Cockroach Motel Scores Very Badly On Trip Advisor

The Cockroach Motel, located on the floor of your kitchen beside the fridge, has recorded one of the lowest ever ratings on the popular accommodation website Tripadvisor.com.au with a number of scathing reviews from disgruntled guests.

“Rude management, dirty sheets, poor location and all of my family died”, reported scuttler_17 of Murwillumbah. “Won’t be staying there again.”

“The kettle didn’t work, towels were threadbare, loud trucks on road kept us up all night and all of my family died”, said senior reviewer StompedOn of Geraldton. “Not good value for the price.”

Not all reviews were negative.

“Thoroughly enjoyed our stay, complimentary glass of champagne on arrival a nice touch, very handy to dropped crumbs on floor and all my family died”, wrote CockyandCheryl of Balmain in their four star review. “Warm doonas were really appreciated.”

The proprietors of the Cockroach Motel have offered to compensate unhappy guests with a free weekends accommodation at one of their other motels located next to the hot water system in the bathroom and at the back of the larder.

Peter Green
http://www.twitter.com/Greeny_Peter

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