Gonks Extinct In Wild

Biologists have blamed hunting for their shag pile fur and the wanton destruction of their 1970s rumpus room habitats for the extinction of gonks. “Gonks were once plentiful in Australian homes but now can only be found in a few dusty lower prize shelves of traveling funfairs,” said associate professor Todd Velour, head gonkologist at James Cook University in Townsville. “Unfortunately their fur is much … Continue reading Gonks Extinct In Wild